Its was a cold night in London, I spent the day at Camden marketed buying shrooms. When the sun went down i should of left that seedy area but instead i bought a fake Burberry scarf and ducked into a bar to keep warm with some Whiskey and a hand full of fungi… I posted up at the bar and ordered a double whiskey neat and a pint within 5 minutes this hot Jamaican girl with the ass of life sits next to me and proceeds to chat me up. After a while i started tripping and somehow exchanged a handful of shrooms or a huge nugget of some creamy Hash from some old man sitting at the bar. I was wasted so i rolled one up went outside to get some air and burned one down for dolo. I came back inside finished my drink and continued talking to the really cute girl, next thing i know im being dragged out the bar and into a car…… I woke up about 2 hrs later in a bed to the smell of burning rice in a little apartment… Awkward i thought i don’t remember getting here i had the worst headache and felt like puking kinda reminded me of boarding school, when we use to roofie each other for fun cause there wasn’t shit to do. The Jamacian girls exits the bathroom all excited that im awake, saying i blacked out…. YEAH RIGHT and even if thats true i haven’t puked off liquor since i was 17 years old so i know i got roofied.
I roll up a joint of hash and blaze it down to calm my stomach, she says “do you want to get some real drugs” thats when i knew she was crazy as she sat there on the edge of the bed in her panties wearing nothing but netted Jamaican soccer jersey pretending like she wasn’t rapid firing farts out her ass. Nasty ass bitch…. you roofied me & my legs are like jello…i can’t escape…..
Real Drugs?! bitch im smoking hash, i took an eight of shrooms and im pretty sure you slipped me more then 1 roofied cause i have a tolerance.
sure i’ll play along….. “what kinda drugs you wanna get”
She replies “we can smoke some crack together”
Fuck My Life a hot crackhead how romantic i should of guessed… i need to plan an escape but i have no idea where we are or how to get home not to mention its after 2am and theres no public transportation…
one of the worst nights of my life i jetted from her crib hardly able to walk not knowing which way to walk only to realize i was in the real deal hood the fucking ghettos of London
